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The Features are a Nashville, Tennessee based rock band. The purpose of this Tumblr is to provide a comprehensive and interactive database of the Features' music. The blog is named after the Features song "The Damage Is Done."

If you would like any of the unreleased songs featured on this site, you can download them yourself or email me for copies. I am not able to send every Features song I own in one go, mainly because I don't have a way of hosting all the files, and I also gotta keep some song tricks up my blog sleeve. Specific song requests are the easiest ones to fulfill. It might take a little while to respond but I will try my best. I will not send songs that have been officially released in any capacity, so buy their albums.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
BRETT WHITE
is a New York City-based comedian who has appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and written for Wizard Magazine. He is currently a writer on the Upright Citizens Brigade sketch team Thunder Gulch. He performs improv comedy with the groups Iron Ruckus and Daddy. He is also the author of the web comic Tales To Diminish and contributes to the nerd-humor site Topless Robot.

His obsession with the Features began when he first saw them on October 18th, 2001. His college years were spent posting on the Features message board under the name DigsySlattery. He has seen the Features over 50 times in concert and never makes a mix CD without including at least one Features song.

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    The Features
    “Kari-Ann”
    Live @ The Boro
    May 2nd, 2002 

    I talk about the May 2nd, 2002 show a lot on this blog, and that’s partly because I consider it to be one of the best shows they’ve ever done, but also because the band did something like 30 songs at that show (I am at work and do not have my database handy; yes, I WORK). That means that when all’s said and done, this one concert is gonna be responsible for a ton of the tracks on this site.

    Also a note on how I’m deciding what to post everyday. I’ve tried to get it down to a science, one that is objective and not based only on OMGMYFAVESONGSOHMAN. In my database I have a list of every Features song in my collection. Next to the song is the total number of versions I have followed by the number of versions have been posted to this site. From that I get a measurement of the percentage of song versions every song has posted on the site. I sort it with the lowest percentages first and post a version from that lowest-ranked song every day. That way I won’t burn through all of the versions of “Harder To Ignore” (of which I have 4) when I still have plenty of “Kari-Anns” to publish (19 total). To keep things from getting stale (AND APOLOGIES IF THEY ARE!) I try to only post a song once every 30 days (this rule gets tossed in event weeks like Acoustic Week). 

    Like I said previously, there are still around 20 or 30 songs that have still not been posted to this site, including one big’un that I have 14 versions of and have post nary a one to the site. Can you guess which one that is? Mysteries!

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Exhibit A, UK album release (2005)

    OTHER VERSIONS

    Tagged: the features Kari-Ann the boro 2002

    Posted on July 20, 2011

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