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THE DAMAGE IS DONE

THE MUSIC OF THE FEATURES

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The Features are a Nashville, Tennessee based rock band. The purpose of this Tumblr is to provide a comprehensive and interactive database of the Features' music. The blog is named after the Features song "The Damage Is Done."

If you would like any of the unreleased songs featured on this site, you can download them yourself or email me for copies. I am not able to send every Features song I own in one go, mainly because I don't have a way of hosting all the files, and I also gotta keep some song tricks up my blog sleeve. Specific song requests are the easiest ones to fulfill. It might take a little while to respond but I will try my best. I will not send songs that have been officially released in any capacity, so buy their albums.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
BRETT WHITE
is a New York City-based comedian who has appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and written for Wizard Magazine. He is currently a writer on the Upright Citizens Brigade sketch team Thunder Gulch. He performs improv comedy with the groups Iron Ruckus and Daddy. He is also the author of the web comic Tales To Diminish and contributes to the nerd-humor site Topless Robot.

His obsession with the Features began when he first saw them on October 18th, 2001. His college years were spent posting on the Features message board under the name DigsySlattery. He has seen the Features over 50 times in concert and never makes a mix CD without including at least one Features song.

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    The Features
    “Exhibit A”
    Live @ Tucker Theater
    January 20th, 2006

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Exhibit A, album release (2004)

    OTHER VERSIONS  

    Tagged: the features Exhibit A Tucker Theater 1-20-06

    Posted on August 16, 2011

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    The Features
    “Exhibit A”
    Live @ Cannery Ballroom
    January 13th, 2007

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Exhibit A, album release (2004)

    OTHER VERSIONS 

    Tagged: the features Exhibit A Cannery Ballroom 1-13-07

    Posted on July 17, 2011 with 1 note

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    The Features
    “Exhibit A”
    Live @ Bingham’s
    February 1st, 2003

    Here’s the fifth time “Exhibit A” was ever played, and also the second oldest bootleg of the song in my collection (the oldest is marred by a girl telling the microphone that she is moving to London with her boyfriend; you will hear it someday). This is also one of the three bootlegs I have with the old second verse that would get replaced when the band played the Red Rose just three weeks after this recording. The original second verse is something along the lines of (I’m never good at decoding lyrics, unless Pelham really IS saying “hand job clear” at the end of the second verse in “Circus”):

    I’m not above suspicion
    You’re not below the sheets
    We slip into submission
    Every time we (something?) meet (?)

    This version of “Exhibit A” was only played six times before being changed to the version that would be included on the album of the same name.

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Exhibit A, album release (2004)

    OTHER VERSIONS

    Tagged: the features Exhibit A Bingham's 2-1-03

    Posted on June 17, 2011

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    The Features
    “Exhibit A”
    Live @ Grand Palace
    January 21st, 2006

    Here’s an acoustic version of “Exhibit A,” featuring only Matt and Parrish. A nice, breezy weekend tune.

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Exhibit A, US album release (2004)

    OTHER VERSIONS

    Tagged: the features Exhibit A grand palace 1-21-06

    Posted on May 21, 2011

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    The Features
    “Exhibit A”
    Live @ The Red Rose
    February 28th, 2003

    The title track to the Features’ debut album sounds exceptionally ferocious in this bootleg, which makes sense as the song was barely over three months old at the time. The jangling guitar riff sounds like a punk rock buzzsaw and the cymbals, if they were a bit anthropomorphic, would definitely be left with some bruises on their noggins from Rollum’s pounding. The song itself, in all of its forms, is one of the more impassioned ones as the subject of the ditty tries with all his might to prove just how strong his love is. At just over two minutes, “Exhibit A” was the first of a group of fast-paced rockers that showed just how strong Pelham’s editing had become. With this, “Million Ways” and “The Way It’s Meant To Be” Pelham perfected presenting killer riffs, strong emotion and frenzied rhythms in just a scant amount of time. “Exhibit A,” both the song and album, is power pop perfection.

    Of the 80 concerts I have in my database after this song’s debut on December 13th, 2002, “Exhibit A” has been played 70 times. It has never fallen out of rotation and, as the number’s indicate, it has rarely not been played. This made the song a no-brainer for inclusion on the band’s debut album in 2004. The song is still a regular at the band’s shows.

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Exhibit A, album release (2004)

    Tagged: The Features The Red Rose 2-28-03 Exhibit A

    Posted on August 11, 2009 with 1 note

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