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The Features are a Nashville, Tennessee based rock band. The purpose of this Tumblr is to provide a comprehensive and interactive database of the Features' music. The blog is named after the Features song "The Damage Is Done."

If you would like any of the unreleased songs featured on this site, you can download them yourself or email me for copies. I am not able to send every Features song I own in one go, mainly because I don't have a way of hosting all the files, and I also gotta keep some song tricks up my blog sleeve. Specific song requests are the easiest ones to fulfill. It might take a little while to respond but I will try my best. I will not send songs that have been officially released in any capacity, so buy their albums.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
BRETT WHITE
is a New York City-based comedian who has appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and written for Wizard Magazine. He is currently a writer on the Upright Citizens Brigade sketch team Thunder Gulch. He performs improv comedy with the groups Iron Ruckus and Daddy. He is also the author of the web comic Tales To Diminish and contributes to the nerd-humor site Topless Robot.

His obsession with the Features began when he first saw them on October 18th, 2001. His college years were spent posting on the Features message board under the name DigsySlattery. He has seen the Features over 50 times in concert and never makes a mix CD without including at least one Features song.

  • Plays: 20

    The Features
    “Serious”
    Mahaffey Sessions (2000)

    You guys, this is the only Mahaffey Sessions song I haven’t posted yet. Now it’s complete! All of the Mahaffey Sessions (that I know of, you can prove me wrong internet!) tracks are now on Damage Is Done!

    Enjoy this jam!

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Blow It Out, UK single release (2005)

    OTHER VERSIONS

    Tagged: the features serious Mahaffey Sessions 2000

    Posted on June 20, 2011 with 2 notes

  • Plays: 10

    The Features
    “Serious”
    Live @ The Boro
    January 29th, 2000

    I gotta say, I’m still fascinated by this bootleg. I guess I had never listened to it, or really paid attention to it, before yesterday. So here’s a version of “Serious” from early 2000, not too long after I assume Rollum joined and not too long before a definitive version of this was recorded for the Mahaffey Sessions. This song raises another Features query: when does Matt Pelham decide to graft old lyrics onto new songs? Just seven months prior to this, elements of what would become the lyrics of “Serious” were present in the super obscure “Down You Go.”

    OTHER VERSIONS

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Blow It Out, UK single release (2005)

    Tagged: the features serious the boro 1-29-00

    Posted on May 28, 2011

  • Plays: 50

    Today’s request comes from Nicole.

    The Features
    “Serious”
    Live @ Blue Cat’s
    March 8th, 2003

    With it’s jackhammer opening riff and a first verse spent reminiscing about childhood adventuring, it’s obvious that “Serious” is just a little bit different than other Features songs. Matt Pelham’s lyrics are delightfully kooky here (“I was once a sailor back in 1982/Sailed around the world inside a fiberglass canoe”), which made this one song that fans loved singing along to whenever it was played.

    The real highlight of the song, for me, is the angular and psychedlically peculiar guitar solo and breakdown in the middle. That’s why this version of the song was chosen. The words might be a bit muffled but that solo is in full effect.

    “Serious” wasn’t the first song to reference a fiberglass canoe. That honor goes to “Down You Go” which was an early creation by the band’s new lineup in 1999 and debuted on May 9th, 1999 at a concert for Lightning 100. As far as similarities go, though, that’s about it. “Serious” was first recorded during the Mahaffey sessions and was one of a few from that batch of songs that wasn’t first demoed during the preceding recording sessions with Brent Rawlings. “Serious” became a favorite amongst the fans, despite (or perhaps due to) it rarely being played at shows. The song seems to have fallen out of regular rotation around Spring 2003 was last played at the all-request show in November 2003.

    Special thanks to Matt Peach for help with this entry.

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Blow It Out, UK single release (2005)

    LINEAGE:
    Was “Down You Go” (1999; shares half a verse)

    Tagged: The Features Serious Blue Cat's 3-8-03

    Posted on May 18, 2009 with 1 note

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