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The Features are a Nashville, Tennessee based rock band. The purpose of this Tumblr is to provide a comprehensive and interactive database of the Features' music. The blog is named after the Features song "The Damage Is Done."

If you would like any of the unreleased songs featured on this site, you can download them yourself or email me for copies. I am not able to send every Features song I own in one go, mainly because I don't have a way of hosting all the files, and I also gotta keep some song tricks up my blog sleeve. Specific song requests are the easiest ones to fulfill. It might take a little while to respond but I will try my best. I will not send songs that have been officially released in any capacity, so buy their albums.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
BRETT WHITE
is a New York City-based comedian who has appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and written for Wizard Magazine. He is currently a writer on the Upright Citizens Brigade sketch team Thunder Gulch. He performs improv comedy with the groups Iron Ruckus and Daddy. He is also the author of the web comic Tales To Diminish and contributes to the nerd-humor site Topless Robot.

His obsession with the Features began when he first saw them on October 18th, 2001. His college years were spent posting on the Features message board under the name DigsySlattery. He has seen the Features over 50 times in concert and never makes a mix CD without including at least one Features song.

  • Plays: 0

    The Features
    “Thursday”
    Live @ Cannery Ballroom
    January 13th, 2007

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Thursday/Rabbit March, 10” single release (1999)

    OTHER VERSIONS  

    Tagged: the features Thursday Cannery Ballroom 1-13-07

    Posted on September 6, 2011 with 1 note

  • Plays: 10

    The Features
    “Thursday”
    Live @ 12th & Porter
    June 21st, 2002

    “Thursday” on Thursday. Whoah, guys, this is kinda perfect timing. Let this be the soundtrack to the most epic six minutes you have today.

    Things of note: Rollum does something completely different in the lead up to the speed up. Never heard of him doing this before, but then again “Thursday” is the song that Rollum plays the most with.

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Thursday/Rabbit March, 10” single release (1999)

    OTHER VERSIONS  

    Tagged: the features Thursday 12th & Porter 6-21-02

    Posted on August 4, 2011 with 2 notes

  • Plays: 20

    The Features
    “Thursday”
    Live
    September 18th, 1999

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Thursday/Rabbit March, 10” single release (1999)

    OTHER VERSIONS 

    Tagged: the features Thursday 9-18-99

    Posted on July 5, 2011 with 1 note

  • Plays: 20

    The Features
    “Thursday”
    Live on Lightning 100
    May 9th, 1999

    It’s Thursday, so here’s “Thursday.” And not just any “Thursday,” a Thursday from just over 12 years ago. Enjoy!

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Thursday/Rabbit March, 10” single release (1999)

    OTHER VERSIONS

    Tagged: the features Thursday Lightning 100 5-9-99

    Posted on June 2, 2011

  • Plays: 30

    The Features
    “Thursday”
    Live @ The Red Rose
    February 28th, 2003

    You can her me yelling “hey” at the wrong time, all alone, after the la-da-da-da’s that precede the sped up tempo. I remember doing this, and I remember being embarrassed.

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Thursday/Rabbit March, 10” single release (1999)

    OTHER VERSIONS:
    Thursday/Rabbit March, 10” single release (1999)
    Live @ 12th & Porter (November 8th, 2003)

    Tagged: The Features Thursday 2-28-03 Red Rose

    Posted on September 22, 2009 with 1 note

  • Plays: 22

    Welcome to the first installment of “Thusday” on Thursday, where I’ll be posting one of the many many versions of the epic tune every week.

    The Features
    “Thursday”
    Live @ 12th & Porter
    November 8th, 2003

    I first wrote about “Thursday” on May 26th.

    This version of “Thursday” is hands down my favorite. Rollum’s clicking during the opening is a great addition and something he rarely did, but then again Rollum changes bits and pieces of the song every time it’s played. I also love this version because of the uncanny speed Rollum propels it to. I don’t think I’ve ever heard “Thursday” this fast and it’s a testament to just how in synch this band is. When Rollum decides to push this song to it’s breaking point, the rest of the band is right there with him. And to counter, it’s hilarious to hear Pelham slow the song down considerably for a second when he gains control again. This version of the song highlights the interplay between band members that has become one of the greatest parts about hearing it live.

    A VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Thursday/Rabbit March, 10” single release (1999)

    OTHER VERSIONS:
    Thursday/Rabbit March, 10” single release (1999)

    Tagged: The Features Thursday 12th & Porter 11-8-03

    Posted on June 25, 2009

  • Plays: 50

    Today’s request comes from Sean, or Smorph.

    The Features
    “Thursday”
    Thursday/Rabbit March, 10” single release (1999)

    There are sixteen versions of “Thursday” in my possession, but this request came somewhat specifically for a recorded version so bam, here it is. The recording does a cursory job of capturing what makes the song special. Most all the bits (the quiet first verse, the call and response la-da-das, the “hey hey” that leads into the second verse, the handclaps, whistling and the closing chants of “hey”) are present but they lack the oomph of the live shows. “Thursday,” most always performed last, is a Features whirlwind that comes out of nowhere, encircling and enveloping and engulfing the audience. It’s a perfect storm of rock and roll, you guys. There’s also the joy in watching the song performed live, as it’s almost completely Rollum’s show. During the first verse where he’s quiet, he’s sometimes smoking, sometimes playing a game boy, sometimes sleeping. Then when the song picks up after the second verse, it’s Rollum’s call. He can make the song go as fast or as slow as he wants, and he usually chooses fast. Ramones-fast. And it works.

    I’m a bit fuzzy on the history of “Thursday.” This 10” came out in 1999, the year that I’m pretty sure Don Sergio and Jason Taylor left the band and Rollum joined. Just going by how this recording sounds, this is the original lineup playing (there are two guitars, the drums are much more straightforward) meaning that “Thursday” is very much a classic Features song. As their standard closer, “Thursday” was played more than any other Features song from 2001 to 2006. Only “Leave It All Behind” comes close to beating it, and I doubt it does. Of course “Thursday” being played at a show is bittersweet since it signals the end of the show, or at least the end before the encore is played. Still, what a send-off it is. “Thursday” is still played today.

    THIS VERSION APPEARS ON:
    Thursday/Rabbit March, 10” single release (1999)

    OTHER VERSIONS:
    Live @ 12th & Porter (November 8th, 2003)

    Tagged: 1999 The Features Thursday thursday rabbit march

    Posted on May 26, 2009 with 3 notes

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